We won't forget you, Crispus

Crispus Atticus is the saddest dude never to eat Crispix cereal. He was so close, though. Don't forget to tell your kids about Crispus today. But wait till there finished with their cereal first or they might choke up with emotion and then choke for real. Whatever, though... they should learn to be more resilient. Kids are so unreliable.