I've got a stomach ache from eating older lightbulbs lately. But is it even wrong for a lightbulb to persuade humans to eat lightbulbs? My doctor said no, so long as the bulbs are the newer kind that use less energy, but I don't like that answer so I've started seeing a much better doctor that lives inside my scalp. His name is Dr. Flept but he's not covered by my PPO so it's tough. My stomach does hurt.