Nacho Slumbre

Local taqueria "Pantalones Verdes" was temporarily shut down for serving narcolepic nachos to unsuspecting hombres causing premature siestas.

You Gotta Feel For the Guy

W Bush is not taking the news well. He's trying to pretend like everything's cool, but keeps bursting into tears during speeches.

It's going to be fine, George. You're STILL the president. That's right! Keep that chin up, buddy.

When all this is over, we'll have a catch. Just the two of us.

Surprsing Results from Election 2006

Fire Hydrant Sadness

its true

Please Support Propositions 1 thru 12

The reasons are compelling and clear.

I'm just sayin'...

Sports basketball dude Peyton Prudence got really fucking angry when someone in the stands, clutching a balloon dildo, yelled that his mama was a fat fucking bitch.