Poll finds more Americans jealous of other countries' nutso flags

As an American, I love my country and our flag. It's such a fine flag. But there are some nutso flags out there in this world. Check it out:





I mean, what the FUCK?!?! A new Gallup poll released today found that more Americans are getting jealous of other countries' flags these days.*

*Margerine of Error for this poll: Scotch.