Order of Lasers

I'm sure that San Francisco's energy is supplied by lasers, though I'm not sure what the yellow one does.
The red ones make the bakeries smell fresh.
The blues are what allows laundromats to stay open past 8.
The gaps between the lasers serve a dual purpose, causing scandals and vocal harmonies.

Gonzalez In New Photo!

Embattled Attorney-General Alberto Gonzalez was recently seen smiling in front of the American flag, leading insiders to speculate that he's feeling great, and is still American.