Friday, March 23, 2007

Order of Lasers

I'm sure that San Francisco's energy is supplied by lasers, though I'm not sure what the yellow one does.
The red ones make the bakeries smell fresh.
The blues are what allows laundromats to stay open past 8.
The gaps between the lasers serve a dual purpose, causing scandals and vocal harmonies.

1 comment:

john.stair said...

the yellow one is supposed to evaporate hard core leftists.....but it hasn't worked in 50 years.