Monday, May 07, 2007

Thoughtful polar bear apologizes for eating bloody carcas, vows to attempt vegan diet


Rodney "the Big Bear" Polerberg, originally from Patterson, NJ, expressed remorse at having "chomped" a large adult seal near the North Pole. He expressed interest in trying out a new vegan diet that's increasingly popular among polar fauna. The seagulls, meanwhile, were like, "Fuck that, yo!" The seal unfortunately would not agree to be interviewed because it had been dismantled.

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