No More Spinach. Ever.

A queer alliance of supermarket moguls have agreed never to stock spinach again. Citing the plain fact that spinach tastes like poop, the owners of Safeway, Pathmark, Acme, Wholefoods, Tradr Joes and Bob's Poop unanimously agreed to quit selling spinach. Quipped Jeremy Safeway, owner of Safeway, "Let's face it. Spinach tastes like Poop".