Schwarzenegger Signs Dog

Resurgent California Governor Jacob "Arnold" Schwarzenegger today punched a dog in the snout. When the Christian Retriever turned the other snout, in honor of Jesus, Schwarzenegger immediately drafted an executive order honoring the dog's restraint and used the dog's head as a flat surface to sign the order. The day ended on a sour note, though, when the dog was put to sleep for barking.