Principle 1: Shout everything. When your voice gets tired, eat cantaloupe and continue shouting.
Principle 2: Be nice to cats; even if you're a dog person. If you're a dog person, right on, dude!
Principle 3: Manage your time effectively. It shouldn't take you weeks to research which shampoo you're going to switch to in a vain attempt to "shake things up a bit" for yourself.
Principle 4: Take chances...
Sub-point A: Try gulping things instead of drinking them.
Sub-point B: Attempt flight under your own power and with no safety net
Sub-point C: Insult someone very important then cover it up by turning into thin air
Sub-point D: Vote for someone you detest, then try desperately to void your own vote
Sub-point E: You get the idea... and if you don't, then you really get it.
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