YoUDEE, the lovable fightin' blue hen of the University of Delaware, held a bizarre press conference today in the back of the Ag building by the 'ole Bob Carpenter Center during which he expressed disdain for the WHO's efforts to limit any spread of the Asian bird flu. "Fuck those birds, man--they're so fucking stupid... including me... fuck us all... I hope all birds get this flu 'cause I just don't gives a fuck" said a relentlessly pessimistic YoUDEE. He claimed to be "not at all worried about the bird flu" and "more concerned with Iran, DP Dough, and why the koods haven't returned for a Homecoming since '01." He then flapped his wings furiously as he attempted to take flight, tried next to calm himself down with Chinese green tea before finally ditching that and reprising his role as a tank in the new cartoon, "Boats!". Billy Jean, lead singer of Mr. Green Jeans could not be reached for comment, though no one actually tried to reach him.
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