Rice Enjoys Being Mistaken for Pope

Growing tired of all the backtalk she gets from world leaders in her role as Secretary of State, Dr. Condi Rice has resorted to pretending she is the Pope. Despite the obvious disparities between Ms Rice and the actual Pope, (Ms Rice is a Redskins fan, while the Pope is infallible), Ms Rice nonetheless is generally accepted as the Pontiff, especially when she visits France. Aids to Jaque Chirac did grow suspicious when the "pope" went on and on about how much she likes burgers and apple pie, but Mr Chirac was none the wiser. The meeting ended abruptly when Ms Rice ascended to Heaven to she if she could fool Jesus.