Steve Jobs, in his keynote address at this year's Farm convention in Las Vegas, stunned farmers and tech geeks alike by revealing his latest product: Microscopic Apple iPod Transformer Farmer 2.0.Dubbed "Mr Microscopic Apple iPod Transformer Farmer" by the california nurse farmers, the product is slated for release just in time for Johnny Appleseed Day Eve.
Reportedly, the new product is so tiny that it can fit in the trunk of your car, even if your car is microscopicly tiny. On top of this it is red in color.
The new device will play up to 100 songs, but will turn into a beast if you press the red button lightly. The beast, once formed, will be smart enough to seek out the tallest building in your town and request reservations to climb up to the roof.
Once on the roof, the beast will design a companion for himself.
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