Thursday, April 13, 2006

Fed Chief Releases Surprising Economic Report

Newly crowned Fed King Ben Bernanke released a surprising annual report today. But the report was not surprising for what it revealed about our economy (100% of farmers are farmers, unchanged from last year). It is the report's new format which is raising eyebrows. Theories run rampant as to the reason he chose the whimsical motif. Unconfirmed reports indicate that Mr Bernanke was trying to send a subtle message that he plans on raising the interest rate at which the federal reserve bank lends money to cartoon characters.

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