Admit it, back in the summer of 1982 through the winter of 1988, we all ran out to our favorite pre-Walmart box-store to buy a bread machine. You ripped it out of the box, plugged it in right next to the instant pasta machine, poured in some sort of crumbs and 2 hours later, Presto! -- A spongy, marginally dissapointing loaf of shit-bread! In the early days, you made dissapointing loaf after dissapointing loaf until one day you said "To hell with it" and put it up on the shelf in the garage right next to your sister's skull. (long story). Well, it's the post-90's now, and it is time to dust that old bread mahine off. Don't make bread with it, though. Instead, fill it with your piss.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
What to do with that old bread machine
Admit it, back in the summer of 1982 through the winter of 1988, we all ran out to our favorite pre-Walmart box-store to buy a bread machine. You ripped it out of the box, plugged it in right next to the instant pasta machine, poured in some sort of crumbs and 2 hours later, Presto! -- A spongy, marginally dissapointing loaf of shit-bread! In the early days, you made dissapointing loaf after dissapointing loaf until one day you said "To hell with it" and put it up on the shelf in the garage right next to your sister's skull. (long story). Well, it's the post-90's now, and it is time to dust that old bread mahine off. Don't make bread with it, though. Instead, fill it with your piss.
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