didn't get the memo...

No one told me Luther Vandross died this year. I'm feeling kind of sad. Putting on some Luther Vandross right now. Not his music... I mean I'm putting on a luther vandross costume. It's old and musty, but it'll do the trick. Not the costume... I mean my dog, he's old and musty, but he does tricks. Whoops. He just ate a poisonous scone and died. What are the chances? I have a really large box of scones, and only 99 out of 100 have the poison all over em'... and wouldn't you know it?... Barky ate one of the ones with poison. He usually sticks to beef and dog bones.