Thursday, December 22, 2005

Santa Pope? Never.

The odd Pope pictured on the left donned a santa cap during his daily rounds of St Peter's square yesterday. The pontiff's posse claims that this style of cap dates back to the 17th century, and the Pope was not intending to invoke Santa Claus.

The real Santa could not be reached for comment, but shouted the following as he darted across the night sky: "Shut Up!!!"


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That new pope gives me the creeps. I hear he wears loafers made from the skins of protestant orphans. Now ain't that some shit?

Ramp-Card said...

I would have preferred one of those south american guys who played the flute, but then again if my uncle was my sister she'd have balls and be my brother.