We're not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anymore, at least not if we work for GloboCorp or Washington Elementary. We're also not allowed to say "Happy Holidays", unless we want to be slaughtered by organic doves proclaiming "that is so 1996" as they peck our eyes out. As a happy and necessary compromise, I propose that we start saying "Merry Mike-Schmidt-Mas". Like Jesus, Mike Schmidt was born, and, like Stalin, he was completely secular, thus satisfying everyone.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Merry Mike Schmidt-Mas
We're not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anymore, at least not if we work for GloboCorp or Washington Elementary. We're also not allowed to say "Happy Holidays", unless we want to be slaughtered by organic doves proclaiming "that is so 1996" as they peck our eyes out. As a happy and necessary compromise, I propose that we start saying "Merry Mike-Schmidt-Mas". Like Jesus, Mike Schmidt was born, and, like Stalin, he was completely secular, thus satisfying everyone.
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