Monday, February 27, 2006

A Cure for Sunday Night Dread & Monday Morning Blues

Do you feel overcome by a sense of gloom and dread every sunday as the sun sets? Does the realization the your weekend is over make you want to cut yourself? If so, then you are not alone, and your suffering does not have to continue, as I have the solution. All you need to do is think of something cool to do at work on Monday morning. Print a bunch of pages out and press your ear against the printer. Or maybe count some pennies on your desk. It's all a matter of planning.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The way your post started I thought you were going to plug that new drug you've taking, Anal Eaze. And propmly follow it with a list of desirable side-effects such as, "may cause bloating."

Bdog, where's my invite bizatch.