Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Secretarian Violence

We had some exciting civil strife today at my downtown office. My Kurdish Secretary blew a snot rocket at our Sunni Secretary, who blamed it on the Shia Secretary. It was secretarian violence at its finest. I was told by my boss that it was a mistake to hire 3 secretaries , each from a different Iraqi ethnic group. He didn't even understand why I needed 3 secretaries, let alone 3 Iraqi secretaries, given that I'm just a temp doing data-entry. Whatever. He's a boring gob-stopper fatty fat fuck.

1 comment:

Goulish Raven said...

Good show at the end there, bdog. If you want me to kill your boss, I'll try it out, or whatever. Just please don't pressure me; I'm under enough stress as is.