It's that time of year again, when Old-Man-IRS sticks his pointy nose into your life sandwich. Lucky for you, doobie schlitz has your tax time tax tips for taxes.
1) don't pay in bricks; alternatively, you can pay in heavy bricks
2) print CLEARLY on your form- don't barf.
3) everyone messes up
4) multiply your salary by 100, and pay that amount to your dog in the form of food that is normally reserved for people, such as hot chicken.
5) don't die in jail
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This entry made me head explode. It doesn't make any sense at all. What's going on? I was expecting real advise. I refuse to look at tax forms until they start using vivid colors, fun charts and lucid diagrams and how about using crayola to fill in answers? That would be cool...yay!
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