Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Old Yeller Destroys...Yet Again

In a devastating turn of events, Yao Ming used his sonic scream to kill two referees and a family of four, as the Houston Rockets lost their fourth straight game to the Cincinatti Marmadukes. When asked what persuaded his temper to flare in such a way, Ming stated, "I know not what I have done, but what I shall become."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

have you heard the rumor that penelope ann miller has been spotted twirling and curling her bouncerific hair to yao ming's said "sonic scream"? me neither...